| Computer Virus |
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| 已发布 on 2000-03-01 00:00:00 EST |
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CLINTON VIRUS:
Gives you a 7 inch Hard Drive with NO memory.
VIAGRA VIRUS:
Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.
LEWINSKY VIRUS:
Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did.
RONALD REAGAN VIRUS:
Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.
MIKE TYSON VIRUS:
Quits after two bytes.
OPRAH WINFREY VIRUS:
Your 300 MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100 MB, then slowly expands to 200 MB.
DR. JACK KEVORKIAN VIRUS:
Deletes all old files.
ELLEN DEGENERES VIRUS:
Disks can no longer be inserted.
TITANIC VIRUS (A strain of the Lewinsky Virus):
Your whole computer goes down (but I think "we go on").
DISNEY VIRUS:
Everything in your computer goes Goofy :).
PROZAC VIRUS:
Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care.
JOEY BUTTAFUCO VIRUS:
Only attacks minor files.
ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER VIRUS:
Terminates some files, leaves, but IT WILL BE BAAAAACK.
LORENA BOBBIT VIRUS:
Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy, then discards it through Windows.
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