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A 75 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The
Doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me
back a
semen sample tomorrow." The next day, the 75 year old man reappeared at
the
doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as
on the
previous day.
The doctor asked "what happened?"
The man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this... First I tried with my
right
hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I
asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, >then her left,
still
nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then
with
her teeth out, and still nothing. We even called up Arlene, the lady
next
door, and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she
even
tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing."
The doctor was shocked!
"You asked your neighbor?!" The old man replied, "Yep, but no matter
what we
tried, we still couldn't get the damn jar open!
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