| The Art of Marketing |
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| 已发布 on 2002-03-30 00:00:00 EST |
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1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.
2． You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.
3． You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing.
4． You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.
5． You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and say to her: "Let me show you how fantastic I am in bed" That's a demo.
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up and say to her: "Do you want to feel how fantastic I am in bed? " That's a free trial.
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